The Game, by Neli Strauss
November 21st 2006 08:01
Has anyone ready The Game? If you have you’ll know it’s a super entertaining read, one that also sheds light to a bunch of bizarre courting habits. It seems that when fast talking boys want to get some fast girl action, they enlist the tactics of hired gun and
MPUA (Master Pick Up Artist) Neil Strauss, author of The Game. Huh? The Game, it’s an account of the incredible adventures of an AFC (average frustrated chump) who transforms himself from a shy, awkward peanut head into the slippery, smooth talking Style – a character who through a stream of smoking shtick and ‘the neg theory’ proves irresistible to women.
Following their first glimpse of how sweet life could be with a string of foolproof seduction tactics on tap, it seems that chumps just want to have fun. Monkey see, monkey do.
The Neg Theory goes like this:
Chumps go out on the pull and approach SHB’s (super hot babes) within the 3 second allocated time limit.
Then they neg the bejesus out of them with weird, backhanded compliments like, “You look hot. And that clump of food stuck between your teeth is making me hungry”. This banana brain technique apparently turns the SHB’s loins into quivering jelly. The logic being that the SHB is used to chumps fawning over her, and the negs are a quick slap down which stop her from thinking that this chump’s interested. And then, just when she least expects it, wham. He makes his move. It’s not rocket science, it’s just nuts.
And hell, you can find the Neggers anywhere; they’re swinging from the rafters in bookstores, bars and burger joints. Desperate little baboons. If you think this theory sounds tempting, best you practice at home first. It’s likely that a blindfolded chimp with a nappy on will have a better chance of succeeding here than you.
Negs to watch out for on your next chimp tour:
Shotgun Neg - this is used in a group situation with a woman of desire - the target - is intended to amuse the
group at her expense....”I’ll bet you’re better in bed than you are on the dance floor”
Sniper Neg - A type of neg used to embarrass a woman while talking one on one with her...
“Hey did you just fart” could work nicely slipped in here.
MPUA (Master Pick Up Artist) Neil Strauss, author of The Game. Huh? The Game, it’s an account of the incredible adventures of an AFC (average frustrated chump) who transforms himself from a shy, awkward peanut head into the slippery, smooth talking Style – a character who through a stream of smoking shtick and ‘the neg theory’ proves irresistible to women.
The Neg Theory goes like this:
Chumps go out on the pull and approach SHB’s (super hot babes) within the 3 second allocated time limit.
Then they neg the bejesus out of them with weird, backhanded compliments like, “You look hot. And that clump of food stuck between your teeth is making me hungry”. This banana brain technique apparently turns the SHB’s loins into quivering jelly. The logic being that the SHB is used to chumps fawning over her, and the negs are a quick slap down which stop her from thinking that this chump’s interested. And then, just when she least expects it, wham. He makes his move. It’s not rocket science, it’s just nuts.
And hell, you can find the Neggers anywhere; they’re swinging from the rafters in bookstores, bars and burger joints. Desperate little baboons. If you think this theory sounds tempting, best you practice at home first. It’s likely that a blindfolded chimp with a nappy on will have a better chance of succeeding here than you.
Negs to watch out for on your next chimp tour:
Shotgun Neg - this is used in a group situation with a woman of desire - the target - is intended to amuse the
group at her expense....”I’ll bet you’re better in bed than you are on the dance floor”
Sniper Neg - A type of neg used to embarrass a woman while talking one on one with her...
“Hey did you just fart” could work nicely slipped in here.
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